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Driving past WDSU headquarters on I-10 in New Orleans

Carson
looking at the giant satellite dish
Dada, I know what that thing is.

Me
Oh really, what is it?

Carson
confidently
It’s a vagina scope.

…awkward silence…

Me
trollface
Oh…I thought it was a satellite dish but I guess maybe you could use it for vaginas too.

Alanna
stares at me

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