I Like Boobies
Those are called breasts, Carson.
Filed by Mamita

Those are called breasts, Carson.
Filed by Mamita
Filed by Dad

Filed by Mom
Dada, does Santa look at my penis and butt?
Filed by Dad

How many old ladies play hide and seek, monsters, chase, hop scotch, etc?
Filed by Mamita


I have a vision of a strong man holding his frail grandmother.
Filed by Mamita
Dada, I know what that thing is...
Filed by Dad

Potty training is like constantly watching him in terror waiting for him to piss on something and hoping it isn't something too nice.
Filed by Dad

Trying to follow my "birth plan" and avoiding medical intervention during birth could have cost me my life.
Filed by Mom

Carson's birth didn’t go at all according to the way I planned or prepared for, but, in the end, after a long and bumpy ride, it all worked out.
Filed by Mom